Lisa and I take Parker on a half hour walk every morning at 5:30. During the first part of the walk he will usually find the time to poop, which we (and by we I mean me) being good citizens pick up and throw away. At the halfway point there is a dumpster which I could easily throw my prize bag from behind, but because of the below show I always walk around to the front and carefully look in it before making my deposit.
WHY? Because every other episode begins with some couple walking their dog and finding a body in the trash. Chances of that happening here in small town America - Zero. Which is also the same chance I will not take the extra time and check.
As the great Charlie MacKenzie would say, "Cuckoo"