Why I am not CEO yet

It is all Lisa's FAULT!!

Survey says - men whose wives kiss them good-bye in the morning will earn a higher salary than their non-kissed counterparts.

Actual untouched picture of the one time Lisa kissed me good-byeTypical morning
Me: Hey Lisa, do you love me?
Lisa: Yes
Me: So you are going to get up and see me off.
Lisa: Makes snore sounds and pretends to be deaf.

ALL HER FAULT!!