Friday, October 30, 2009

On Gender and Sexuality

Re: Why JT is Awesome

So Lisa has outgrown her little weight set but we are not quite ready for the big stuff yet. So while perusing the on-line bulletin board at work I saw a Bowflex for $250 and I snapped it up. After getting it set up in the dining room (yes, the dining room. Lisa is so dedicated she packed the table off to the basement) we began reading the manuals. Of course they have a very well-built shirtless young man working out with the machine in all the demonstration pictures.

Me to Lisa: Hey, that guy looks just like me. We could be twins.
JT, looking at the manual with Lisa: No Dad, he is much manlier than you.

I Love you too buddy.

Then riding in the car JT hears Bonnie talking with Lisa about going out with her girlfriends back in California.

JT: Girlfriends? I didn’t know you were a lesbian.

I do not know the gender of these two, it just was cute and I wanted to use it.

This was quickly followed by a conversation about Bonnie's work as a nurse.

Bonnie: I was dispensing drugs to a patient.

JT: You use drugs too!?!?!?!

Yeah, that’s right JT. Your Aunt Bonnie is a Bisexual Drug Abuser.

The parties must be great!


Heather said...

Hahahaha! I love it.

Nichole said...

Classic! Looks like you have a budding young engineer on your hands - takes everything literally.