I know the gays love me, being I am a totally hot guy, but sometimes even I am caught off guard.
So I was at the grocery store picking up some stuff for Lisa - because she is very demanding. Anyways, I am checking out when the DUDE bagging my stuff looks at me, and in a quiet voice says:
"I get off work at 10pm."
I was like ok, whatever, and then I quickly got out of there. I hope he doesn't wait for me too long.
***For those of you not in the know, my oldest works as a bag boy at the grocery store***