Cats are just funny

Parker's future if Lisa was left in charge

Maybe It's A Personality Flaw,

But some warning signs just make me even MORE curious.

via Bits & Pieces

Making the Big Signs

I like how the second one says "And" Mormons, like an after thought. It must be like a football team getting ranked #25 in the coaches poll. Yeah - We made the big times!!

Taste Like ***

Totally love this guy's expression (via Eat Liver)

Unfortunately I can't remember where I saw this, but it is always sad to see a dog with a hangover.

Sammy Walnuts and the Squirrel Mafia

I mentioned on Facebook the other day that I am in the middle of a remodel project and I am currently gutting the main stairs, entrance, and upstairs landing & hallway. Now I live in an old house and we have squirrels travelling in the walls all the time - especially the winter.

So it is not unusual to find walnuts and the occasional corpse in the wall when tearing them out. Well many a year ago a false ceiling was put in over the main stairs and it became the main hangout for our furry friends, so I totally expected to find the above. I got two bodies and about 500 nuts (sounds like the beginnings of a good joke yeah?).

What I didn't expect was to wake up the next morning and find this dumped on the pile of rubble.

I guess the little Scarfaces noticed I was doing a good clean up and dumped the body during the night so I could get rid of it for them. I feel like I am in Goodfellas helping to hide the evidence.

Here is some more work in progress shots. This is the drop ceiling:

This is the break in the plaster underneath the drop ceiling where the squirrels were getting in.

Night of the Barking Spiders*

I have a collection of gas related images that I have saved over the last year. They kind of speak for themselves.

*On my mission we found an old letter that a sister missionary had sent to her old companion. In it she graphically described the wonder Night of the Barking Spiders they had enjoyed.

Look Again

Clever, but not fooled

But this one took me a while to see the "truth"

I wish I still had an original version to check this out.

Finally, two parties I really wish I was at

Been Quiet Lately

Slammed at work, turned 40, and my oldest turned 16. Life is just crushing all around me.

In the 1985 Ebony magazine decided to make bold predictions of what current stars might look like in the year 2000. Below is Michael Jackson.

A Quick One

New T-shirt for the Zombie Lovers

True Genius
That's why I drive a truck

Maybe I should call those numbers

Sort of Awesome

What were they thinking?

Some one sat in a meeting and shared there vision of a great add campaign; and then everybody else agreed.
I present the butt in advertising:

The original - very cute

Funny & Cute

Not technically the butt, but very clever

Wrong, but awesome

From Ireland

Magazine Pull Out Ad

European Toilet Paper Campaign - it makes me laugh but I am a nut job

This could go very wrong

And then you get to this condom ad. Funny, yes. But very, very wrong.