"I love you, and respect your efforts in life, but don't you sit there and start moaning about your lot, complaining to those around you, you just need to Shut the HELL UP; because you are living the dream of every red blooded American male - My God woman, You Are Getting Paid To Eat BACON!!!!!!!!"
I mean seriously, she goes in for 30 minutes, gets all the bacon she can eat, AND they pay her $20? I know men who would kill for that job. Speaking of bacon:
I mean seriously, she goes in for 30 minutes, gets all the bacon she can eat, AND they pay her $20? I know men who would kill for that job. Speaking of bacon:Maple Bacon Lollipops
Bacon Scarf
Diet Coke with Bacon
Bacon Flavor Floss
Bacon Dispensers - available in restrooms worldwide
And everyone's favorite Bacon - KEVIN
7 comments:
You be nice to her! We are allowed to complain about stuff even if it IS unreasonable just because we are women!Did you have fun sleeping on the couch?
No way - she repented of her evil ways.
Hope the dog house was big enough for the dog AND you.
Ok ...Jeff and I are still laughing our heads off!
Iwas not in trouble because I was right. What woman have a hard time comprehending is puzzling to men worldwide - We are talking about:
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL. David, I thought all guys talked about was sex. Next time anyone whines about how little they're getting, we'll tell them you can go buy your own bacon
Gosh - $20 to test eat bacon - where do I sign up - money is money - I won't complain - where is that sign up sheet???
Ann
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